The reason a dog has so many friends is that

he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth

that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person

than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like

never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones

My dog is worried about the economy

because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,

he will not bite you;

that is the principal difference

between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life,

but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket

and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret